So basically someone DIDN’T hurt anyone with a shoe bomb fourteen years ago and now we have to take off our shoes at the airport but literally tens of thousands of men, women, and children (including first graders in their school - a pile of bullet-riddled six-year-olds who still believed in Santa Claus) have been…

In reality, a lot more people would be dead in the resulting confusion.

Yeah you know the average good guy with a gun turns into a night vision capable sharpshooter when theyre within 50 feet of a bad guy with a gun.

Started reading this, “Oh for godsakes, another shooting in movie theater/school/church” and then was actually shocked when I read

What the fucking fuck is going on?

Methshakes are like reason #105,972 down the list on why you should be thankful you don’t live in America.

yeah and like, if men are soooo bad at reading social clues as they claim, then logically they shouldn’t be allowed to work jobs which rely on interpreting social clues, like oh I don’t know, police officers, therapists, etc.

i also love this random swedish cover...

The emergency room’s personnel stared down at the young girl’s body. Something about her aura had changed. The EKG’s steady pulse gained the ineffable quality of a dirge. The lonely drumbeat of a vacant mind; an imprisoned body. A defeated Dr. Spears gripped into her surgical mask and slowly dragged it from her face.…

Asked by another reporter how he would stop abortion, and whether this would mean using the FBI or federal forces to accomplish this, Huckabee replied: “We’ll see if I get to be president.”

THERE WILL BE NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF WOMEN I WILL KILL IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM FROM ACCESSING MEDICAL CARE!

pee filled water balloons

I think too that being a perfectionist robs you from enjoying your victories as well, so even when you are winning, you still feel like a failure.

Japan has a million deeply ingrained cultural distinctions that contribute to the prevalence of suicide there—and a lot of them go back long before they had guns there.

When I was an ugly, fat child with braces and glasses it never occurred to me that attractive or even average people could have problems. Here I was a virtual monster, how on earth could a pretty child be unhappy about anything? It took me until my late teens to figure out we all have issues, and that some pretty,…

Here, have a memento of your shame.

That is hilariously horrible. How did we become the dominant species on this planet?

Tusk. And then just the Rumors album over and over. It’s okay to just listen to Go Your Own Way on repeat. Also Sara.

Favorite Fleetwood Mac song: go!

also i am currently on a deck watching a dog, listening to fleetwood mac, having a drink, and reading a book, i am very content.