Dr Jart BB cream, beauty blender, Hourglass mascara, NARS concealer, MAC skin finish natural powder, naked2 (basics) palette, blush/highlighter, Anastasia brow pencil/powder. High maintenance here apparently XD

I would win any farting contest. BRING IT ON, MR TOOTY

I totally missed your handle at first so I thought this was a fight between foot picker and a man with horrible gas

And how many people have died (or killed other people) while drunk as shit? C’mon now.

I wish i could remember the phrasing, but I got one that immediately made it clear that this dude wanted me to do ass to mouth and it was a big NOOOOOPE

Beautifuk...

Hahahaha I’m dying and I love it

IT BEGINS

Uuuuughhhh I SO want to be able to relate to literally any of these stories, but my mom sucks.

Oh COME ON

Just lots of research. Make sure they are board certified, have done many surgeries and can show examples of their work online or in the office. Everyone has a different aesthetic which you should be able to see in their work. You can also find sites like realself.com which has thousands of testimonials etc from…

Haha, I almost never wear lipstick so I'm going to guess it's the blonde hair and winged eyeliner. I wish my cat was docile enough to carry anywhere.

Anyone who is miserable about flying to Hawaii is a turd! It's pretty much the only reason I get on a plane.

......No.

My first thought was that the flight attendant had heard from far too many "gluten free" assholes recently, not that it excuses his behavior. I'm not talking about people with celiac disease, just those who like to pretend they're allergic to gluten. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.

Meh, LAX isn’t that bad. Maybe I’m used to it. I haven’t had any encounters with rude staff, either.

I am apparently some kind of poor man's Taylor Swift. I couldn't even count how many times I've heard I look like her in the past year. It totally weirded me out because it just started happening, like EVERYDAY all the sudden.

I've found that setting it with black eyeshadow will keep it in place much longer.

I'm super fair skinned and the ones I end up actually using everyday are Hourglass (Ethereal Light) or NARS (Albatross).