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Cool. Now move all of your business operations out of any state that outlaws abortion.

That’s a long term solution. Short term is getting those women out of those states so they can safely have an abortion instead of dying from some botched back alley butcher job. Cause, you know, it’s not an either/or situation. Those companies can do both.

The thing that concerns me most about this overturn today is that the GOP has pollsters/analysts whose entire job is to analyze what will happen with any particular ruling or action the party takes.

Maybe using their economic and political clout to see that their employees rights are upheld would be more productive.

If Netflix does implode —and I think the odds are at least even on that happening this decade— I wonder how the pieces will all fall. It’s hard to tell if Disney will want to increase its stranglehold over modern media, or if something like Amazon or Paramount might try to triple their libraries.

I’ve never heard of that being a Manmosa; it’s always been a High Life and OJ.

That joke works especially well if read in the voice of Norm Macdonald’s ghost.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not hanging around this truckstop parking lot for nothing. 

Why are you peeling off the skin, you savage? You eat the whole goddamn thing. Also, do you REALLY want your mind blown? Slice one in half lengthwise. Pour lots of olive oil on the cut side and bake at 400 for 40 minutes face down. Now not only do you have delicious yaki-imo / goguma, but one side is now crunchy and

There are some fruits you can grow in pots or indoors.

There are some varieties that will grow well in containers and don’t need a ton of light or can even be grown indoors.

Grow your own. It is fairly easy, just have to plan a few years ahead.

Even the supermarkets are challenged to keep things in stock sometimes. We are theoretically in the heart of cherry season and I should be doing my best to eat my body weight in cherries before they go away for a year, but it looks like I might have missed the season! We had cherries for maybe a month, and now they’re

But it wasn’t a slideshow so there’s that.

You'll-be-scrolling-for-days many.

I appreciate the effort, but this varies so much by where you are and the weather year to year. I’ve been going to the farmer’s market since the beginning of May in Chicago where the farmers come from NE Illinois, NW Indiana, and SW Michigan. One stall had a few sweet cherries last week, but really the only fruit we

How many slides in the “What Went Wrong with the AV CLUB” slideshow?

The marketing hook of: “this is the film that made Andy want a buzz light year toy 26 years ago”, isn’t really much of a hook. No one ever gave a shit WHY Andy wanted a Buzz toy. It was irrelevant. All that mattered was it was a wildly popular toy. That was blatantly clear already and that was all that needed to be

Here’s an idea... Buzz Lightyear, by himself and in his own fictional universe, isn’t that interesting of a character, and is really just a generic science fiction hero.

My chef brother hates Flay to this day because of that little stunt.