I just clicked on the link to see for myself and like.... dude. I know butter is delicious. But literally just popping a ball of butter in your mouth? Ew.

Not sure I would include the butter balls, they appear to have severe shelf-life issues resulting in almost universal one star reviews. Their scores seem to be propped up by a few 5 stars, including some dude who just eats them out of the package. 

Whenever someone talks about vegetarian animals I always flashback to a video I saw of a horse eating a chick whole. I was in my mid 20s at the time and it had never occurred to me that horses ate anything other than hay, grass etc. That was when I learned that most animals, even those we believe eat plants, are…

We need to stop forcing human dietary choices on animals.

I watched my chickens absolutely murder and devour a mouse that had wandered into their run a couple of days ago. Definitely not vegetarian....

There’s a major failure built into this.

“Waaa! You’re not making me money! You’re all Communists! Waaa!”
- Corporate America

uh no the congealing is due to the milk interacting with the stomach acid of the body. lactose intolerance is the body not producing enough enzyme to break down that congealed milk. you still get that sloshing awfulness in the stomach if you work out and drink milk. hydration be damned. In fact it should be worse…

They trademarked a word that was in common use to describe food for many decades before the company even existed. My Hispanic friend’s parents taught me all about making chipotle in the 80s.

Agreed, and I feel the same way about Cheezits 

Goldfish suck ass

WHY didn’t Kang, if he truly was the “good” Kang, just come out and say that he was trying to stop all the evil alternate Kangs that want to conquer the multiverse rather than threaten to kill anyone that stands in his way?

The crumblies are the best part of LJS for sure

Back in the day us poors could go to LJS w/ 50 cents and buy some hushpuppies and a basket of grease droppings batter crumbs.

There’s also Captain D’s which is basically the same concept as Long John Silver’s. I grew up with Long John Silver’s so Captain D’s scratches the itch I get about once a year to load up on fried fish and hush puppies then go pass out before the grease starts seeping out of my pores.

Corn Subsidies

How is it that there have been 12 (TWELVE!) Children of the Corn films?

The thing I’m digging about this from the previews and Reed’s interviews is that he seems to be totally into the ‘70s visual sci-fi influences, specifically Moebius and Star Wars.

This is nonsensical, pointless and near incoherent.