I just clicked on the link to see for myself and like.... dude. I know butter is delicious. But literally just popping a ball of butter in your mouth? Ew.

Not sure I would include the butter balls, they appear to have severe shelf-life issues resulting in almost universal one star reviews. Their scores seem to be propped up by a few 5 stars, including some dude who just eats them out of the package. 

Whenever someone talks about vegetarian animals I always flashback to a video I saw of a horse eating a chick whole. I was in my mid 20s at the time and it had never occurred to me that horses ate anything other than hay, grass etc. That was when I learned that most animals, even those we believe eat plants, are…

We need to stop forcing human dietary choices on animals.

I watched my chickens absolutely murder and devour a mouse that had wandered into their run a couple of days ago. Definitely not vegetarian....

There’s a major failure built into this.

“Waaa! You’re not making me money! You’re all Communists! Waaa!”
- Corporate America

uh no the congealing is due to the milk interacting with the stomach acid of the body. lactose intolerance is the body not producing enough enzyme to break down that congealed milk. you still get that sloshing awfulness in the stomach if you work out and drink milk. hydration be damned. In fact it should be worse…

They trademarked a word that was in common use to describe food for many decades before the company even existed. My Hispanic friend’s parents taught me all about making chipotle in the 80s.

Agreed, and I feel the same way about Cheezits 

Goldfish suck ass

The crumblies are the best part of LJS for sure

Back in the day us poors could go to LJS w/ 50 cents and buy some hushpuppies and a basket of grease droppings batter crumbs.

There’s also Captain D’s which is basically the same concept as Long John Silver’s. I grew up with Long John Silver’s so Captain D’s scratches the itch I get about once a year to load up on fried fish and hush puppies then go pass out before the grease starts seeping out of my pores.

Once again industries sort of fail to understand that the fundamental issue is that everybody wants to enjoy something special from time to time, but younger people were born into an economic system really stacked against them so they’re only going to do the stuff they can actually afford to do.  Whereas our parents…

This is nonsensical, pointless and near incoherent.

There have been some extraordinary contenders for that title over the last year or so, but this one is definitely in the top 5.

Giving mild benefit of the doubt, I assume the writer is talking about the person in the passenger’s seat of a car, carrying the box on the drive home....because otherwise, that’s almost as odd as cutting off a thought mid-sentence.

It burns your thighs and yet emits a smell so mouthwatering you can ignore the grease stain it leaves on your jeans.