Are you really so dense that you think BA doesn’t identify at least one important characteristic of a player? Of course it doesn’t tell you the whole picture but it’s a valuable piece of the puzzle.

What kind of a fucking name is Tom

Albery have you ever been to England? There is a ton of really good food there. Your average pub will deliver a kick ass bangers and mash with awesome homemade sausage and piping hot, perfectly done mashed potatoes and gravy. Most places that serve a proper English breakfast do it really well. It’s such an old and…

Oh I am so, so sorry about your loss. I think you must be right. When I have experienced loss (although not the loss of a child, so I know it doesn’t really compare), the best description I have is that I afterward, I am...diminished.

What does this even mean? Basically he’s saying who cares if he’s juicing as long as it’s enjoyable to watch. That’s a fuck of a lot different analysis than he’s not juicing.

Muslim BASED ban, how about that you fucking cock wanker.

Call me crazy but that actually seems like a reasonable position. The dude take over with 2 games left, he had no chance to implement any of his programs, etc. This will be his first training camp.

Someone’s head is goink to roll

Baby Booey ?

He’s apperaed a bunch of times on Boomer & Carton (the morning show on WFAN in NYC) and it seems a reasonably terrible next phase for him.

You fucking snowflake, GTFO.

Fuck them, and fuck you too.

I hated the NYC smoking ban when it was first announced, mostly because the mayor (bllomberg) was a douche. I was so mad I quit smoking. In hindsight, no, if you can change a workplace so that it’s safer for workers, you should do it. It was annoying for a while but eventually it became no big deal and people don’t…

Oh fuck that. The Garden is a piece of shit organization, and Garden security are meathead fuckfaces. They thught they could intimidate him the way they initmidate avergage citizens and it didn’t work.

I love baseball but the pace and length is way too slow. The occasional extra inning game isn’t the problem; it’s the average 9 inning game. The average game does not need to be 3 hours. Increase the pace by eliminating the in between pitch BS and commercial breaks after every single pitching change and you don’t need…

I come to Deadspin for these kinds of nuanced, thought provoking takes. Thank you.

The dude didn’t say he hated GRAVY. He said once you dunk biscuits in gravy, the buscuits lose their integrity. I’m assuming he’s not a monster and has absolutely no issues with gravy on stuffing, turkey, mashed potatoes, etc.

Seinfeld had this one right. You should just be able to say “Acknowledge” and keep moving

I actually read Glamorama!! I think it gave some genuine insight into the world of modeling and how models think. Otherwise it was batshit crazy.

There’s a lot you can blame on “teaching to the test”. The hubris, incompetence, shanmelessness and stupidity of Trump and his administration is not one of them.