The problem with stupid people is that they’re too stupid to realize how stupid they are.

Steve Bannon looks like a massively hungover white supremacist Nazi fuck.

Bungled is the wrong word. Bannon knew exactly what he was doing when he left out any mention of the Jews when he wrote the statement. They have since confirmed they did it on purpose, and did not regret doing so.

This. I was living on the Lower East Side and got bedbugs (so oldtimey!) about 10 years ago. I stopped paying rent, was sued by my landlord, countersued and won. As part of the suit they wanted me to leave the apartment in “broom swept” condition . Fuck that. I crossed it out and wrote “as is”. I left a brand new…

You’re a fucking treasonous piece of shit.

Federerov is a tennis player, dummy!!

Actually, no he doesn’t. Sure, he does say that the allegation trumps dealing with how to guard someone. But he doesn’t even come close to saying that the rape allegation is so serious that it shouldn’t even be called a distraction. And he basically said we’re rather not deal with it but we have to. (‘it’s what’s…

Fuck you.

As a Yankee fan, I may not like Curt Schilling as a baseball player, but I certainly respected his talent. As a person, I wouldn’t mind if he died suddenly. 

Yeah but you gave up your 20s and 30s. You’ll never be able to drink like you could’ve at 25 0r 30

Wait til you hit 40. It changes quickly and all of a sudden you need until the next evening to feel ok again. By the time you’re 43, the entire next day is shot if you really got good and drunk the night before. SAD

The Place Beyond the Pines

As a Vikings fan, I just don’t feel right unless our coach is on the Fire This Asshole list. Welcome aboard, Zim, you red eyed creepster!

You know what, FUCK that Nike asshole who didn’t disclose upfront that he was responsible for the color rush uniforms. That’s 1000x more rude and classless that Raina giving her unvarnished opinion when asked. It’s a complete dick move to trap someone like that.

Alice in Chains, man, Alice in Fucking Chains.

Sorry about that!

Was it really necessary to make a Holocaust joke in a lighthearted Foodspin epi?

My very not hot take: If you wear it because it brings back good memories, do as you please. If you wear it as an excuse to be an arrogant prick, never.

Most New Yorkers don’t talk about our pizza much anymore. Overall, the average slice joint has really, really gone downhill in the past 15-20 years.

“messing around with his hobby” isn’t really a defense, is it? The question is whether he should have been messing around with something that has blades and a motor. I mean, yeah, he wasn’t playing that knife game from “The Night Of”, but it wasn’t completely unforeseen freak accident.