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Also, how the fuck is Alyssa not the #1 Milano in the ranking? The fuck kinda bullshit is this?

Getting Hit By a Car is definitely better than Moscow Mule

I am on board with this. Best texture of any chip.

The best variety of chip is the Muncho. Anyone who says otherwise is a preening elitist.

Why is the leap to calling people racist taken so much more seriously than the actual possibility of racism happening? That was rhetorical, I know why— you and many, many others are well-meaning enablers of racism who care more about potential hurt white feelings than potential inequality.

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

O’Shit!

+1 peanut butter and ham sandwich

As a Vikings fan, I just don’t feel right unless our coach is on the Fire This Asshole list. Welcome aboard, Zim, you red eyed creepster!

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.