“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

I too endorse Darwinism!

If you thought it was a good idea to attempt this ‘challenge’ initially, an NTSB warning won’t a change a thing. Hell, I doubt most of them even know that the NTSB is a thing that exists.

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

Indeed. No better way to thin the heard of dumbasses than getting done in by their own hand.

Nonono, please encourage them, this is hilarious.

who claims to have spanked the president’s bare, unseasoned ass with a rolled Forbes magazine

I can explain...see what happened was he went out back to take relive himself, unzipped, and when he saw the girl passed out he tried to go get help, but in his rush to get help, he tripped and his dick slipped in. It happens.

That’s a stupid reason.

What if I get pissed off about unlicensed stickers of Calvin praying/pissing?

Maybe now, finally, he can cut his hair, move out of his parents basement and get a useful job!

Yeah, was anyone under the impression that Friday the 13th is significant because it’s more rare than other day/date combinations?

I’m not sure being aware of liberal arts would make him any less of a douche.

I work on a frac location, it’s 100% safety first these days. The worst accidents I’ve personally seen are lacerations and a few broken ankles from tripping over iron and hoses. There’s tons of different jobs out here and a frac location is pretty damn safe. I can’t soeak for a drill rig I’ve never worked on one.…

The UFC won’t sue him. Dana White is not going to sit for a deposition where he has to answer questions, under penalty of perjury, about how the UFC does business.

“isn’t it ‘interesting’ that Sarah Huckabee Sanders answered a question about racist police violence by going off on a wild, panicked tangent about the economy and border security?”

Seeing a black woman hate on Bruno Mars while using a Japanese handle that means “I love you” should be a textbook example of the word irony.

Eh, I still only go to 2 or 3 a month even with the moviepass. I’ve seen people saying “I see so many more movies now that they’re free!”, but, really? What’s your time worth? Dogshit is still dogshit. Watching a Miles Teller movie costs you in other ways.

That’s Vic Dibitetto, the bread and milk guy. That’s his shtick.

Thanks for putting me in my place. I guess I’ll stop printing with TPU and other flexible filaments. Should I also stop designing and printing my own projects? I’ll await further instructions.

Thanks for putting me in my place. I guess I’ll stop printing with TPU and other flexible filaments. Should I also…