I had someone comment about my dog being left in the car. The windows were open and the fan was left on. The conversation went like this:

Why not? I, along with millions others, was left alone as a child occasionally.

That dog has good handwriting

Finally I can leave my kids in the back with the windows rolled up and doors locked without some snarky white knight coming and breaking my window for the fourth time.

Just remember people, these scales aren’t accurate enough to be considered a serious tracking device aside from the weight.

Sure we all want to know our progress in cold hard numbers, but unless you treat all the numbers on there as approximate and just for some kind of “hey I’ve improved” peace of mind, just know…

Just remember people, these scales aren’t accurate enough to be considered a serious tracking device aside from the…

I agree that this is crap. It won’t even sync via Bluetooth to my iPhone. I’ve tried over multiple iOS releases on different devices and no go. What junk. Wish I never bought it. Wish they wouldn’t keep pimping it out here.

I agree that this is crap. It won’t even sync via Bluetooth to my iPhone. I’ve tried over multiple iOS releases on…

I got one of these in mid-2015 and ended up returning it to Amazon after numerous failed attempts of getting in touch with customer service at Etekcity. They hadn’t updated their app in months and it borked out with my Android update from 3.x to 4.0. Without the app (which is terrible at connecting to the scale, btw),…

I got one of these in mid-2015 and ended up returning it to Amazon after numerous failed attempts of getting in…

(She’s blushing because she knows she’s saying egregiously racist shit, and her residual conscience is fighting a rear guard action against her desire to get a slot on Fox News)

¡Muy Am-bien!

At first I felt like it was my fault for reading into the headline, but the self-recrimination stops now. Fuck fest =/= locking out your roommate to have sex!

If it is a water issue, how did the graphics on side of the platform change from blue to green as well?

welp, i can log off the internet as you just won it.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

pretty sure this is the donald...

Giving airtime to a boob hasn't been an issue for NBC before.