BuT WhErE iS ThE CurVAtURE oF thE EaRTH??!?!

Meh.

Ok so he never finished the gun, right? At best it would be attempted possession. But good luck convincing a jury that had it finished, it would have worked right off the printer. Just a PR stunt. 

This is perhaps the single most exciting thing us humans have tried to do spacewise since we decided to land on the moon. I can’t wait to see this area of tourism explode with businesses trying to get in on it. Can you imagine the types of advancements in space travel there is to be had so soon? 

Excellent observation! I also like responding to them :)

It’s really not hard. Could have cut everything but the last 2 sentences. 

YAWN.

All these phones are marginally better than the last. No new real innovation going on here. Yawned through the entire thing

How does one “coach” from the sideline at a tennis tournament? It’s not like some spelling bee. Aren’t coaches supposed to be “coaching” - I don’t see how him doing anything from the sideline would have any real advantage for a tennis match. 

Kanye is the “creative director” of PornHub. I like some of the Kanye songs, what the fuck does he know about the porn industry?

How to *Properly* use MoviePass to see any movie you want.

Moviepass has completely and utterly ruined itself. Surge pricing is what did it for me, although the other things they started to do - like can’t watch the same movie twice - definitely didn’t help. I’m probably going to go with the AMC A-list. $20 a month for up to 3 movies a week, IMAX, 3D or any other enhancement…

I guess all that’s left now for most people here is to simply blame and curse everyone who didn’t vote Clinton. I think it is Clinton we should be mad at, for failing to be better. It is the DNC we should be mad at, for putting their faith behind a non-inspirable candidate. Bernie could have won had he been the one to…

Or the democratic national committee for putting their faith behind a weak puppet filled with scandals she can’t recover from. 

I legitimately thought it was sarcasm.

It’s the 21st century, use bay leaf extract! No need to keep buying leaves, just plop a few drops and good to go!

Internet speed and waiting in line are 2 completely different things. Internet speed is a non-zero sum game, while waiting in line is a zero sum game. Everyone can enjoy the same internet speeds for the same price to no other’s detriment with proper infrastructure in place. A line implies that unless you are in the…

Wow. Neil, it is has been really awesome to hear from you!

It is not legal to be impaired and drive, though. Even if it is legal to consume

1 in 2700 chance? What if the paint actually increases the odds?