YAWN.

All these phones are marginally better than the last. No new real innovation going on here. Yawned through the entire thing

How does one “coach” from the sideline at a tennis tournament? It’s not like some spelling bee. Aren’t coaches supposed to be “coaching” - I don’t see how him doing anything from the sideline would have any real advantage for a tennis match. 

Kanye is the “creative director” of PornHub. I like some of the Kanye songs, what the fuck does he know about the porn industry?

I guess all that’s left now for most people here is to simply blame and curse everyone who didn’t vote Clinton. I think it is Clinton we should be mad at, for failing to be better. It is the DNC we should be mad at, for putting their faith behind a non-inspirable candidate. Bernie could have won had he been the one to…

Or the democratic national committee for putting their faith behind a weak puppet filled with scandals she can’t recover from. 

I legitimately thought it was sarcasm.

It’s the 21st century, use bay leaf extract! No need to keep buying leaves, just plop a few drops and good to go!

Wow. Neil, it is has been really awesome to hear from you!

Pretty sure the news is saying, worst in “modern” history

Would have been unconscionable anyway

Right. The only thing that matters is calories. Reduce your caloric intake to lose weight

If someone comes to your office and you want them to go away, all you have to do is tell them you have to go to the bathroom and leave. When you come back, they are usually gone

Sounds to me like you’re hating on Donald cuz he stacks more paper and gets more hoes than you.

Little known fact, Hank Hill, Pence’s son, calls his father “Dad.”

Cash me outside, how bou dat!

I think a lot of people who buy Honda and Toyota cars are generally frugal and choose these cars because of their lasting appeal. Also, those with more money (who buy BMW and Mercedes) probably care less about regular maintenance to ensure proper functionality. I have no statistics or research to back up my arguments,…

Where’s the army of trolls? Everyone make a video contemplating whether Barron Trump has autism. Show her to attack a private citizen

I don’t see the BFD. Who cares, ghost away you ghosters. That level of awfulness you feel is temporary. Learn to say “fuck it” every once in a while.

This post was entirely too long. Snorsville!