“Here is a video tape I’ve had for a very long time of R Kelly having sex with the youth. I don’t know how I got it! I’ve had it for years and I just COINCIDENTALLY happened upon it at this perfect time!”

I’m not sure that should be your first question.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

I’m 46 and this post signed me up for an AARP membership.

It says Nickelodeon on the side of the car. I guarantee this is some sort of promotional thingy that they are being paid to do. But yes. Therapy for all. 

a rainbow-and-glitter-adorned BMW convertible

“You’re probably thinking about eating Knickers, which is honestly pretty fucked up.”

I have lived in in an urban area that is hugely hispanic they say the n word more then anyone. You hear kids who are 12 years old say it like it’s the only word in their vocabulary.  They’ve been saying it for years too. tekashi didn’t start this trend he just follows it. So whoever thinks he will be the first person…

So, I’m going to assume that I’m better off for not knowing anything about this person.

Looks like this motherfucker is going to pay for that whole underage girl thing after all.

If Fifty Cent wants to make beef with me, he should buy all the stuff at my yard sale. That’ll show me!

Eh, it gets old. I’m really good at every sport and flying fighter jets and I get why that makes everyone want to be like me and impress me and stuff but sometimes I just want to chill with regular people and not be, like, Mr Awesome all the time- I wish I could blend in with all the Johnny Lunchpails, but being so…

The only time this has happened for me was when I was in fact cheating.  

I would love to be so good at something that the people I’m competing against look at me like I’m cheating.

Getting beaten by a rigged game? Fair.
Beating a rigged game? Stop right there, criminal scum!  

All these phones are marginally better than the last. No new real innovation going on here. Yawned through the entire thing

Yeah, who knew one of the most popular musicians in the world had fans?

HAHAHAHA look, they’re still here!  Now I’ve been owned too!  I’m living my best life.

Guy who enjoys mindless repetition, empty lyrics, and random ‘tourette’s-like’ outbursts of ‘skrrrrt’ in his hip hop writes scathing article about person who represents the exact opposite. So incredibly cutting edge and just what we should expect from a master of internets.

They won’t overturn Roe. They don’t need to, and know it would be a huge kerfuffle. They will simply rule that all the insane limits being placed on abortion do not violate Roe, so the render it useless without having to actually overturn.