“Here is a video tape I’ve had for a very long time of R Kelly having sex with the youth. I don’t know how I got it! I’ve had it for years and I just COINCIDENTALLY happened upon it at this perfect time!”

...being awesome?

name checks out

man did i butcher that comment

I’m not sure that should be your first question.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

I’m 46 and this post signed me up for an AARP membership.

It says Nickelodeon on the side of the car. I guarantee this is some sort of promotional thingy that they are being paid to do. But yes. Therapy for all. 

a rainbow-and-glitter-adorned BMW convertible

“Hold my beer.”

“The point of the system is to root out corruption and lawlessness, while promoting prosocial behavior.”

Spoilers: It’s a rock.

“You’re probably thinking about eating Knickers, which is honestly pretty fucked up.”

We can do many things at once.

I have lived in in an urban area that is hugely hispanic they say the n word more then anyone. You hear kids who are 12 years old say it like it’s the only word in their vocabulary.  They’ve been saying it for years too. tekashi didn’t start this trend he just follows it. So whoever thinks he will be the first person…

So, I’m going to assume that I’m better off for not knowing anything about this person.

Looks like this motherfucker is going to pay for that whole underage girl thing after all.

Why not post a screengrab instead then? Embedding or making people find it on their own has the same net effect. 

Today, the U.S. president took to his unhinged Twitter account to post an image (which you can go find for yourself).

If Fifty Cent wants to make beef with me, he should buy all the stuff at my yard sale. That’ll show me!