You are projecting a lot on a very neutral and straight-forward headline, friend.

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.

If shorts are good enough to save someone’s life or lift heavy boxes, they are good enough to attend a powerpoint presentation meeting and say things like touch base, run it up the flag pole and circle back

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

“Some of us don’t need to apply womyn’s studies 101 to every single element of every single day.”

There’s nothing wrong with getting together with your friends. The piece is about the bachelorette formula - why do some women feel the need to stick to that formula (themed shit, strippers, forced debauchery, a certain type of outfit, etc) and have all the requisite accoutrements, including penis straws, even if…

Honey, it’s okay that thinking about things makes you mad and inspires a tantrum about how you just want to have fun without having to ever think about any of it. Some of us actually like thinking, though, and talking about things like why these social rituals exist and what it means for a woman to cut loose in…

Sounds great in theory but my son had other ideas.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

Wine industry person here. I want to explain how white Zinfandel and rosé wines are a “same church different pew” thing. Sutter Home came up with white Zinfandel as an accident in the 70s. They were a big industry player at the time in creating intense Zinfandels, and the process that they used to create this…

IDK. She isn’t straight but she married a man and had kids with him; she can not be a lesbian and marry a woman. What happened to bisexuality or accepting a more fluid and less defined sexuality?

What a dummy. Everyone knows its the Heat.

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

It’s sexystential.

Omg omg omg. So my husband took a day off work a few months back alleging that he would do some cleaning and laundry. Which he did like one load pshhh, I get home after working all day and he’s playing video games (in a still messy living room) and he looks at me and says, “So what are you thinking for dinner?” I…

You have no idea what you’re talking about. Congress could take action this afternoon if they chose to. The fact that the DEA writes the narcotics schedule does not in any way hinder Congress from overriding the agency.

Right, except that’s not the news or the point of mentioning the index. The reason it’s noted is the extremes (unseen in nearly 70 years) of the index. We don’t just seem more divided, we are, historically so.

When Digital Getdown popped up during the wedding episode I died. DEAD. OVER.

Yes, but this is also their plan. Shift that responsibility off the federal government and put it on individuals and families who are already struggling. Families who will bear an even larger burden under Trump’s tax plan and who will benefit less from it.