Me as a Brewers fan right now:

There is nothing in this highlight that even vaguely resembles a travel.

Napier maybe carries the ball by the letter of the law as he splits the trap, but that happens half a dozen times a game and never gets called.

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

Beast a la Mode.

Which, of course, means that Westbrook is singlehandedly robbing OKC of the chance of grabbing a top-3 pick in a loaded draft, which could go far to mitigate the loss of Kevin Durant a year ago. Has any player done more to cripple the next decade of his team’s development this year than RW? I think not. MVP? …

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

I certainly prefer him to the new, official, national clown that we chose on November 8th.

I didn’t listen to the video, but the part where the referee waved his hands and then held up his index finger seems really insensitive to Fumagalli’s disability.

Jabari Parker is averaging 18 and 6 on nearly 50% shooting in 31 minutes a game. I think he is not butt.

Jabari Parker? Started out great as a rookie, got injured, wasn’t good last year but you can write that off as recovery. Playing very well so far this year.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

When asked what he’s going to do now that he’s got a 100 million dollar contract, Antetokounpo said he’d carry on the fine Greek tradition of spending all 300 million of it.

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

Their name is the Browns. Their color is orange. How was this post longer than that?

Yep. All of this is 100% correct. Blackhawks season starts October 7th, folks!

Some fans on Twitter calling for Bowman’s firing. The lesson, as always: Some fans are morons.

You’re hoisting the Cup one day, and then living in Ohio the next. Saad indeed.

Also, I mean, the guy had 52 points playing on a line with Hossa and Toews. 6.5 million a year? He’s a good player but...nah.

Kristaps Porzingis