That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

Crawford tried his fucking damnedest to make sure the beginning of that game was ALL about him.

This is ridiculous. You’d think Australians of all people would have no problems turning their frowns upside down.

How could there be two outs when Hamilton singled? Wouldn’t his run be nullified when Phillips struck out — ending the inning?

Well, like my Mom always said, “Make copies of important information.”

6 more. Next question.

Kinda makes me wonder where Doug Fister’s poster is hanging...

It’s an invalid impression because it doesn’t include “I don’t like to complain” followed by a complaint.

blues fan, huh?

Basically what I’m trying to say is why doesn’t my daughter like Queens of the Stone Age or the Beastie Boys?

For shame. Some 12 year old innocent child heard that and promptly went out and robbed a liquor store.

That was Neymar’s Venezuelan cousin, Lumbar.

Venezuelan fans are always causing quite Caracas.

that was a decent amount of effort for something without a punchline

That punter is not good. Barely a 3 second hang time punt. They also all tackle worse than I did, which is honestly really hard to do.

Sports fans of the past fifteen years prove time and again: We hate cheaters. All cheaters except our cheaters. Those cheaters we love. And those cheaters probably didn’t cheat, anyway.

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!

You won’t be so thrilled when they have a dog kissing a tree on Kiss Cam.

Wow. Really made him look like a Dumba55 there.