I thought all the Bears and Twinks were on the north side of Chicago.

Last year he hit .273 on the field and .300 off it.

It was Rumeal Robinson!

For reasons I can’t articulate, part of me really wanted Desmond Howard to be running/chauffering the car service.

Disliking Harbaugh is what’s lame.

You know what’s worse than wishing your small child a happy birthday on Facebook? Creating social media accounts for your newborn.

It’s spelled prolapse

Little Jerry’s going to get his clock cleaned

Yeah but they only won by one point, so Jim made his wife run gassers for half an hour.

I live in Chicago and I hate the Bears. They should have waited until Romo signed with Denver, then tried to trade a low draft pick for Northwestern boy Tervor Siemian. If you’re going to stink, at least use cheap local talent.

TRADE DEADLINE DAY WRAP UP:

The kid punched the ref in the nuts with his left glove right before the ref shoved him....I say fair game.

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

He looks like Ben Roethlisberger’s younger, shittier brother.

The whole “not being part of a collective” is the feature, not a bug, of being an Uber driver.

does Jerry Reinsdorf still own the team?

Ether became a verb after Nas created a song called “Ether” that destroyed Jay-Z lyrically and physiologically. It is one of the best rap dis tracks ever made. So much so that “Ether” became part of the Hip Hop lexicon meaning destroying one’s credibility. An “attempted” ethering doesn’t count.