Too Langer; Didn’t Read

I don’t know who this Dick Jokeman is but he sounds pretty funny.

I’ll take Things a Proctologist Might Say for $200, Alex.

Not to be a WakeyLeaks truther but Logan is like 5 minutes away from downtown.

He should know the difference between ebb and flow. The Ringer and Tidal have a lot in common.

It’s cool to see a photo of the 49ers firing Chip Kelly.

I’m an Aussie who should be rooting for him to succeed, but here’s my take: Kygios is that kid in high school who WANTS to brag about getting a good score without studying. He still thinks it’s cool to be seen to have unfulfilled potential. He plays up his non-dedication as much as JJ Watt plays up his dedication,…

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

But Donald would love to kiss the ring.

Ivanka’s belly button ring.

You shouldn’t kiss Trump’s ring.

You’re not entitled to believe in something, right or wrong? Whoah, buckle up. Comments are incoming.

Duke, I heart nachos too. It’s all good.

Whaley wanted to accuse Tyrod of using steroids, but he knew it would get out that he, in fact, had the Juice.

Don’t bother. This is HamNo’s shtick. Usually poorly researched or understood article, called out in comments, snark with no substance response. Rinse. Repeat.

Jesus, Hamilton, I’d expect your straw man argument to at least be less obvious.

That’s not what was written. He said to fight for both equally as hard, not choose one over the other. Are you still hungover from New Years?

Buuuttt the point he’s trying to make that you cavalierly ignored, isn’t wrong. Or you can keep doing what ya’ll’ve been doing. That’s worked.

Nice strawman.

Maybe if the democrats fought fervently for unions the way they fought for transgender bathroom rights we wouldn’t be in this shitty conundrum.