I dunno, DDL is a smart, scrappy actor who could probably pull it off.....or if they just wanted to go for raw ability, Denzel.

Putting shit into your ass should be called “Raspberry Beret” simply because of the lyric “She walked in through the out door.”

You Delly, bro?

I don’t know shit about boxing, and I have no idea how legit the WBU is, but those gloves are way too fucking tiny to take shitton of blows to the dome.

That’s just my Method, Man.

I guess “a bunch of lazy journalists who promulgated a wildly inaccurate story because the headline sounded good” is more accurate than calling them villains, but come on, what these journalists did is really shoddy journalism. Saying someone is a national champion and distributing that around the internet without the…

Sounds like someone should be poaching Butler’s AD.

The ump know what every guy knows: D-rings hurt your distance.

Dunk? If he could play cornerback he would be called Comey Island. That’s the real story.

I can’t believe someone pays you to write this stuff.

Winning this race is not going to make “the problems of being transgender” just go away. You can have compassion for someone’s situation without ruining the hopes and dreams of girls.

You rated Winny (Hadi) *****

You rated Bernie (Kosar) *****

No matter who the culprit was, Windhorst inevitably had the munchies.

J.R. Smith to reporters: “You tryin’ to hit the pipe?”

It’s amazing that even being hacked by the Cardinals, makes you play baseball the right way.

Take it easy on the yaYonex, Nick.

I have more distinct Rick Ankiel memories for sure!

When asked about the first thing he planned to spend his settlement money on, Cvijanovic replied “I’d like to buy a vowel”

They also are charging him with 1) Stealing Detroit’s Schtick and 2) not being happy to see them, just having a fish in his pants.