And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

If they don’t send Kang, they’ll have to send Kodos. Korea is a two-party system.

The Democrats are certainly to blame as well. As long as I’ve been around, Republicans have made no bones about making it easier on the rich. But you can’t sit here and say Democrats have been fighting for the man. You also need a better argument than the Republicans didn’t play ball. Since Reagan, there have been 16…

But Obama didn’t have a republican congress for his first 2 years in office.

Oscar Piss-torius

Luckily for the Bills, franchise quarterbacks are a dime a dozen and they should have no problems picking one up late in the draft.

Goodell is definitely going to suspend OBJ for that.

That’s not how you catch a break, Jim.

His supervisor did tell him he could take a break when the D came out.

Make him go play for Tom Thibodeau. YOU WANT TIME??!! HOW ABOUT 48 MINUTES BITCH!!

Linus: I never thought he was a bad little center. He’s not bad at all, really. He just needed some attention (Peanuts gang surround and decorate him, step back)

Oh, man, just IMAGINE what Hinkie could have done with the early-second-round conditional pick they’ll get for Noel.

You should see when they do boat races. Last one to finish gets circumcised.

He also post-dated their final paychecks for after the championship game.

I’m still sending the money requested...just in case. Dikembe’s too important.

WHO WANTS TO FEDEX MOTUMBO

I still think the best description I’ve heard of Sage is, “MMA Flanders.”

Has anyone ever seen Joe Madden and Pete Carroll in the same place at the same time? I mean, hat, glasses, boom. Joe should have run the ball against the Patriots too.

Matt Barnes should go explore the world though.