I don’t care what his Wiki page says Don Bebe was not 5'11" he was 5'10" and should be #2 on the list.

You’re just mad because imaginary Cousins averages a triple-double on the Celtics and the imaginary Wizards trade away John Wall and move to Butte, Montana and change their name to the Butte Bullboys and toxic waste spills on the imaginary Deadspin office and you and Petchesky body swap which is fun for a few days but…

Go dome, you’re drunk.

i feel you man. sometimes you just gotta post a joke as fast as possible

This is so dumb. We have an electoral college, so candidates campaign around that. If it was a popular vote the campaign trail would look dramatically different. So, we have no idea who would have won a popular vote, if that’s what mattered.

If destroyed, the bridge also floats so that it can be pushed away to prevent the Navy ships from being trapped in.

Wherever they land, they should sell stadium naming rights to Comcast and become the OverChargers.

I still don’t entirely understand the central theme of the recent run of articles regarding international free agents. I get that we should generally want the ways that leagues artificially strip amateurs of their bargaining power to go the way of the dinosaur and we shouldn’t be happy about the way that they seem to…

He probably drives and antique jag or some such shit that he thinks is fucking cool.

Floyd may weather the storm.

It figures Deadspin would put up a picture of two huge flacid dicks.

No one with indoor plumbing.

And they say no one writes letters anymore.

Whatever mistakes that bear made, he’s paid for them and then some.

That bear crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

That Bear didn’t kill his wife and her lover.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

How do we know that Stevie Wonder didn’t call OBJ and tell him that he saw all the terrible calls that were being made. Maybe this wasn’t a joke, but a name drop.

Ina Garten may be annoying as fuck, but her recipes more than make up for the whimsy. We’ve got a few of her cookbooks, and most dishes will make your mouth cream your jeans.