I think you missed the point. This ticket will be priced the same as the cheapest tickets now, and the other tickets will go up in price.

Reporter to Bryce: Can you handle the job?

Kirk Cousin may have bet on himself, but Fitzpatrick, in true Harvard fashion, shorted his own stock before the season started, so he’s still the one coming out ahead.

Beat him like a rented mohel!

Probably came in a package from Brooklyn, who love to trade for dead C’s.

A great example is Mike Trout. He should be on a 300 million + deal a any place of his choice but because he didn’t want to wait out arbitration process he signed a well below market deal and is stuck with a crappy contract on a crappy team.

I guess I don’t understand why an international draft is such and injustice. Kris Bryant made $652K last season and Jorge Soler made $3M.......you tell me, who is getting fucked by the system?

The good thing about bombing Gay island is that it reminds me of Bikini Beach. Bikini’s are great because they remind me of boobs. Not just any boobs, the best boobs, like my wife. Anyway, this Gay island idea sounds pretty good and we may be on to something. I’m going to look into that come January.

In what universe is the fucking Special Teams Coordinator next up on the coaching depth chart?

“Let me address those points one at a time:

Two big things.

Fun fact: Richie Incognito IS a Native American spirit name meaning Invisible Dick.

Common types of cameras in Russia

Coincidentally a game misconduct penalty is also known as a Baikal

However they made up when the game was moved to Burythehatchet.

That’s the closest he’s ever come to dishing out a beating.

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I bet a couple guys were talking about what an idiot JR is, and Terry got the idea, and was like “guys, guys, guys.......you want to see what an idiot he is?....watch this shit!”

So wait, did Terry call him over to say “hi?” At the end a teammate runs down to congratulate him so maybe this was their “hidden ball” trick? Either way, yeah, JR Smith, you should hide your face.

Wait. Which one got busted for coke?