You’ll get stars because of your fanbase, but this is not your best work. Maybe the situation hits too close to home for your fantastical approach.

I hear she’s a tornado in the quack.

I though the entire point of minor league baseball was to name the teams some fucked up shit.

What the fuck are you bitching about? This is amazing and a very fitting mascot for a double A ball club located in the great state of Florida.

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

How did Noah seem to be a dick? I’m curious because I’ve never seen that or heard that about him from anyone.

Lets wait until the police do a Thoreau investigation

The Walt Whitman Bridge seems like the ideal place to be caught with a few leaves of grass.

He looks like he just saw someone litter.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

That’s not how buyouts work. Not that the buyout clauses aren’t insane, but Meyer would not get that much money unless they fired him before February 2017. What are the odds of that happening? This has a table that shows the real values.

Harbaugh’s salary isn’t really 9 million; 4 million of that is an interest-free loan that went right to a life insurance premium that gets paid back when the policy is cashed - Michigan gets their 4 million back before anything else. It’s obviously a substantial benefit, and the interest-free aspect of it certainly…

Huuuurrrr Duuuuuurrrr khakis and milk, khakis and milk! Why can no Kinjite lay waste to this man?

Charlie Weis had a good buyout from Kansas as well but once he settled up his open tab at Golden Corral he essentially broke even.

“I think I might just give them permission to keep using it.....then take it back”

“After 20 years of being told by our window-dressing partner that men hurting women is a bad thing, we finally realized that they meant a bad PR thing, and now we get it.”

“Take that motherfucker out!!!! Oh wait no!!!!! Nooooo, Brett, no!!!!”

“I could zoom right in and see the facial hair,” said parent Kevin Stockwell. “You know most 13 year old’s [sic] are starting to get facial hair. This gentleman had facial hair and had arm tattoos.”

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

I really wanted both players to lose the hand, be eliminated from the tournament, and be banned from the USA for eternity.