What in the Trumpian hell is Fitz thinking with these comments about the owner, the GM and the coach? He played like garbage for six weeks, got benched for GENO FUCKING SMITH, then manages to sneak back into a game when the inevitable Geno injury strikes, he performs adequately enough that the possibly-even-more-haple…

So he’s been knocked out of the lineup? I’m strangely IK with that.

This comment is Bad Newz for my memory.

I’m guessing 3M gave them like $50 and 10 free rolls of tape to be the lead sponsor of the AAC.

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

How is it there is room in the NFL for this guy but there’s not room for Kickalicious.

FUCK THE EXEMPT LIST.

The point of the list is to take a player off the field while facts/due process come to light. That shit has happened and he’a a wife-abusing shithead. He should be out 6 games without pay or out of the league entirely.

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”

YOU get a nachos bell grande! YOU get a nachos bellgrande! NACHOS BELLGRANDE FOR EVERYBODYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Pictured: the undecided voter

Why is Jimmy Haslam so low? Yeah he’s a total shitbag but that guy looks like he has Alabama Slamma running through his veins.

Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.

I actually went to school with this guy and had a few few classes with him. Since depauw is such a small school, everybody knew everybody, and hed come over to my fraternity every once in a while since there were a lot of track runners in the house. He was always a really cool, down to earth guy and Its great to see…

You sit if the person in front of you is sitting, stand if the person behind you is standing, and whatever you prefer in the rare instance that both happen at the same time. Easy peezy.

When were the tablets introduced? Because the Pats haven’t played in Seattle since 2012.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

From his Wiki page: “Carlsen modelled for G-Star Raw’s Autumn/Winter 2010 advertising campaign with actress Liv Tyler”

To connect the dots of why she is in the video of all people....looks like they might be friends. Also this video might be 6 years old.

Blount: Don’t Vontaze me bro!