When your career is wrapping up and you pretty much suck, take the paycheck and head to FS1, the MLS of television.

Striking out a schmuck like Tebow isn’t going to do anything for the pitchers who are trying to get better and catch the eyes of big-league scouts.

On... on his foot, right?

Rzepczynski of course went on to walk Danny Espinosa on four pitches, officially starting the Nationals’ death spiral.

How you got that out of the greys is a mystery.

I feel sorry for the basketball rims this man will encounter in the upcoming season.

31/9/8

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

“Well yeah, but Julian is a super nice guy, but......wait who are we talking about?”

Gas. Now liquid. I can’t wait to see how solid and plasma do him.

Of course it has nothing to do with the actual policies the NFL has implemented! Good ol’ Rog hasn’t done anything wrong...

I think two commenters gave excellent reasons for why in last nights thread.

Shit dude, my bad, didn’t check the unapproved comments first.

short jort

I absolutely love when people don’t read the article, and the comment they make is literally mentioned in the first sentence. Well done. +1

damn i’m burnt af

Still less angry than Burneko.

I know Johnny Football is trying to distance himself from alcohol, but he needs some lessons on how to do that.

Also check out the direction of everyone staring. Looks range from quizzical to “Dude WTF?!”