Huuuurrrr Duuuuuurrrr khakis and milk, khakis and milk! Why can no Kinjite lay waste to this man?

Charlie Weis had a good buyout from Kansas as well but once he settled up his open tab at Golden Corral he essentially broke even.

“I think I might just give them permission to keep using it.....then take it back”

“After 20 years of being told by our window-dressing partner that men hurting women is a bad thing, we finally realized that they meant a bad PR thing, and now we get it.”

“Take that motherfucker out!!!! Oh wait no!!!!! Nooooo, Brett, no!!!!”

“I could zoom right in and see the facial hair,” said parent Kevin Stockwell. “You know most 13 year old’s [sic] are starting to get facial hair. This gentleman had facial hair and had arm tattoos.”

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

I really wanted both players to lose the hand, be eliminated from the tournament, and be banned from the USA for eternity.

What in the Trumpian hell is Fitz thinking with these comments about the owner, the GM and the coach? He played like garbage for six weeks, got benched for GENO FUCKING SMITH, then manages to sneak back into a game when the inevitable Geno injury strikes, he performs adequately enough that the possibly-even-more-haple…

So he’s been knocked out of the lineup? I’m strangely IK with that.

This comment is Bad Newz for my memory.

I’m guessing 3M gave them like $50 and 10 free rolls of tape to be the lead sponsor of the AAC.

what a lot of people don’t know is that james carville is actually just the “fruiting body” of a much larger underground organism

How is it there is room in the NFL for this guy but there’s not room for Kickalicious.

FUCK THE EXEMPT LIST.

The point of the list is to take a player off the field while facts/due process come to light. That shit has happened and he’a a wife-abusing shithead. He should be out 6 games without pay or out of the league entirely.

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”

YOU get a nachos bell grande! YOU get a nachos bellgrande! NACHOS BELLGRANDE FOR EVERYBODYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Pictured: the undecided voter