Why is Jimmy Haslam so low? Yeah he’s a total shitbag but that guy looks like he has Alabama Slamma running through his veins.

Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.

I actually went to school with this guy and had a few few classes with him. Since depauw is such a small school, everybody knew everybody, and hed come over to my fraternity every once in a while since there were a lot of track runners in the house. He was always a really cool, down to earth guy and Its great to see…

You sit if the person in front of you is sitting, stand if the person behind you is standing, and whatever you prefer in the rare instance that both happen at the same time. Easy peezy.

When were the tablets introduced? Because the Pats haven’t played in Seattle since 2012.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Blount: Don’t Vontaze me bro!

When your career is wrapping up and you pretty much suck, take the paycheck and head to FS1, the MLS of television.

Striking out a schmuck like Tebow isn’t going to do anything for the pitchers who are trying to get better and catch the eyes of big-league scouts.

On... on his foot, right?

Rzepczynski of course went on to walk Danny Espinosa on four pitches, officially starting the Nationals’ death spiral.

How you got that out of the greys is a mystery.

I feel sorry for the basketball rims this man will encounter in the upcoming season.

31/9/8

I was on Jeopardy about 10 years ago. He’s short and too tan and wears sleeveless shirts to eat lunch. Real fucking jabroni.

“Well yeah, but Julian is a super nice guy, but......wait who are we talking about?”

Gas. Now liquid. I can’t wait to see how solid and plasma do him.

Of course it has nothing to do with the actual policies the NFL has implemented! Good ol’ Rog hasn’t done anything wrong...

I think two commenters gave excellent reasons for why in last nights thread.

damn i’m burnt af