He may not have been able to pay the legal fees, but I’m sure he offered Tuegel a big tip.

Take it easy on the yaYonex, Nick.

1) COFFEE

I have more distinct Rick Ankiel memories for sure!

Cvijanovic will hold a press conference Thursday to further address the correct pronunciation of his name..

Probably how most people screw with skin care products, with eyes closed and hands clenched.

And I thought Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgeon could make a mountain out of a molehill!

We need more Anthony Rizzo! What a dude.

He could trim the budget, but then they wouldn’t get bowl games.

He should have used the D.I.N.I.Z. system.

He’ll rebound.

Brace yourselves

May stars rain upon you

He was just happy to be on this side of the wall.

If you look closely at the upper right hand corner of his phone screen, you can see quite a lot of green, indicating his phone is juiced up as well.

Sorry to hear that.

-America

Word on the street is that Clowney almost sat out his Junior year, because of course he was going to be #1 either way.

I thought this pope was going to be elite, but it turns out he’s a bust.