Please tell me this is some sort of innuendo.

Welcome to the Big Ligues!

His Mom was going to name him D’Caleb, but figured he’d already have enough character issues.

The amount of “likes” his tweet received is a good indication of the number of people who care.

Love me some Shaka Smart!

Apparently he did get him a suspended sentence.

They raised money by robbing the Outer Banks

Just think of how much maize you could buy with that money...

The jury convicted him because he was too cocky, and everyone hates cocky Spaniers.

I saw this GIF earlier and had a nice chuckle. I am only now realizing the lost opportunity of picking low hanging fruit, and pointing out that his #2's(!) name was Starscream.

I still can’t believe the Kings didn’t put the franchise tag on him.

6'7'’ you say? Think of the dongs!

You just get better market penetration with buzzwords like that.

I heard he is hung like a horse!

Jesus, I thought my masturbation routine was elaborate.

This reminds me of seeing Cutler’s stat line after a game.

I thought all the Bears and Twinks were on the north side of Chicago.

Last year he hit .273 on the field and .300 off it.