Or kind and sensitive friends that know you very well and surprise you with things you like, because they pay attention without having to be prompted, are generally thoughtful people with taste that doesn’t need to be policed.

Butter rinsed noodles. But I prefer Molly McButter

Everyone is so completely self absorbed I can’t imagine that anyone is being seen.

Gross attention whores.

Yeah she’s not a prepackaged piece of RT garbage at all.

Uhhh how about enjoying the moment?

All the advertisers need ample time for photo ops. I think I’ve seen 60,000 pictures of Paris Hilton and Kylie Jenner wearing some totally contrived outfit, looking like a teen hooker and an aging wannabe teen hooker. Coachella is THE worst.

I thought I was the only one. Making fun of a kid with disabilities would result in thorough ass kicking at home. NO birthday was optional. What is wrong with parents today?

Charter schools are essentially schools for kids whose parents think they’re too good for public school but can’t afford private schools, or their kids aren’t smart enough for private schools with standards. Seriously charter school parents are generally insufferable.

Newsflash, I have yet to see a charter school or homeschool group with a shortage of a-holes.

Having pets doesn’t make people better, it just means terrible people now have one more weapon in their arsenal.

Having children doesn’t make you a better person, it makes you a terrible person with terrible children.

Because as I’ve stated numerous times, its precisely these types of parents that make people without children think that people with children are insufferable. Having children doesn’t make you a better person. It makes you a terrible person with terrible children.

I thought only masturbating hurt Jesus. Boy do I feel rotten.

If it’s OK with your friends and family that’s great. I say this without any sense of superiority or implication of superiority, but my friends and family would not be OK with it. I also would not be OK with it. Asking someone to share your life and celebrate your happiness doesn’t come with strings attached. You can…

No, my bf and I go to brunch with them and then roll our eyes while their boyfriends cave to every increasingly outrageous demands. Then we glance at each other knowingly over our Moscow Mules as we consider how tiresome it will be to reassure them that it wasn’t their fault without actually saying it wasn’t their…

I’m being funny, but there is no polite way to tell people what kind of gift to buy. Ever. You can politely make it known in casual conversation throughout the year how much you hate pink on babies, hoping people will get the hint, but then again, you still risk hurting the feelings of others.

Girls that meticulously dye their hair blonde and wear make up like her are ALWAYS entitled aholes when they think no one is looking. When people are looking they just try and disguise it with a baby voice and or a pouty face.

That was a seriously ridiculous statement. I agree.

Honestly I’m just trolling now, and for the record, I’m not Ghandi. It’s easy to volunteer when you don’t have children. Still I spend a lot more of my income on alcohol than I should, and for that I’m very ashamed.