AKA $ell-mo

The rule for screaming children is simple, quit stuffing your face, get your lazy ass up and take them outside, to the car or pay your bill and leave. Spare us the, you don’t know how hard it is to be a mom bullsh*t, because I do; which is precisely the reason I have zero children. Parents like pet owners need to…

Things that make you go hmmmm.

At least an 8 or 9 by Grindr/Tinder standards

This IS a commercial.

I know as many intelligent women as men. This is a great parody and will explain everything that Lena Dunaham’s video does wrong.

I’m more peppery with piquant woody notes.

Unfortunately you weren’t surrounded by a Hollywood money machine with your dad’s agent opening every conceivable door for you while all his yes men told you what an amazing genius you are.

They’re called home movies.

Everyone’s kids do stupid shit that their parents think is amazing. Some of us have to endure because they are our friends and family. Why do the Smiths insist on broadcasting theirs on a global scale, dialed up to 11?

That’s right, laugh it off and keep walkin

The fact that you fail to recognize that music, personal adornment and aspirations are universal to nearly all humans I find insulting. The fact that you make this argument means that you are not as interested in women’s rights as you are in maintaining the currently patriarchal culture under the guise of pretending…

Yes, she can escape her privilege. Plenty of self aware people do.

She said the same thing about girls, after the fact. Only after people started deriding it as myopic did she no longer consider it a drama, then inexplicably it was foisted into the comedy category at the Emmys.

I agree. Maxidress is a marketing term for many styles of dresses that just happen to be long. It’s like saying long sleeve shirts are ugly.

You are sadly misguided about how these things work: The human mind, development, and subtext.

Because the fantasy illustrates that women are incapable of complex ideas. It emphasizes women only understand fluffy kittens and babies (yes she specifically says that). The fact that it is a shitty commercial (shitty because of it’s message not production values) and she is trying to disguise it as some feminist…

Oddly, I’m not a fan of Dunham, but I do like Tiny Furniture. I don’t think she meant it as a satire of mopey, boring, overly privileged white girls though. I think she meant it as sincerely introspective. Lena Dunham is a Dunhamist, absolutely NOT a feminist. She infantilizes feminism and depression / behavioral…

This is not even remotely feminist. The aren’t you adorable, women’s issues are small animals and children, is completely medieval. This could have been written by a 1950s ad man.

Clearly you’re not jumping around in clothes that make you look like a sexy baby-woman and throwing handfuls of glitter nearly as much as you should be. Now shut down the pity party, blow out your hair, put some make up on and join the Girl Party and let’s have some fun!