My ex’s mom used to make a thing called “Cherry Soup.” It was cold and had pasta in it for some reason. It was disgusting and I’m so happy I didn’t marry him cuz what if he wanted me to make that shit for him.

Same here. I basically had the same experience when my high school boyfriend came out as bi, but everyone said he was gay. Out loud, I railed against bi erasure, over-reliance in stereotypes, and people co-opting his right to self-identify (though I had never heard those terms at the time). In self-pitying moments, as…

I’m... confused about what the angle is here. I think it’s totally understandable that she would feel a little knock to her self-esteem after finding out that an ex is gay, and I think wanting to score a hot rebound to feel sexually desirable again is within the bounds of normal behavior so... I guess I’m failing to…

Which is why it’s super weird that Trump went after H1Bs. The vast majority of H1Bs are for technical workers, scientists, etc and most of them come from India, China, basically everywhere except Mexico. From what I remember H1Bs are supposed to be used mostly when you can’t find qualified candidates in the states.…

Maybe the attendant would be less uncomfortable if the women had been really easily identifiable. On a government registry or something-and you knew they were registered because they wore like-I don’t know-a patch! Like a moon and star or that seems complicated! Just a star? And that way they’d know these are “good”…

In both photos I see body language saying “stop touching me".

I seriously have flashbacks of how my best friend’s stepfather used to touch me like that when I was 10-11 years old when I see that picture. I remember him putting his hands on my waist and the bile rising up in my throat. He abused my friend for a long time. I want to believe that nothing like that happened with the…

Compare the header image of how Donny embraces his wife and how he embraces his daughter:

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

She prefers the physical keyboards of old Blackberry phones for typing, and iPhones for photos.

One of my favorite passive-aggressive pleasures is watching HGTV shows and reveling in how out dated half of the updates are going to look in about 2 years. There was one where a couple spent on ungodly amount of money on the most ghastly green granite you have ever seen- and had it all over the kitchen.

They are both “Abby”... Jeanne’s mom was named Pauline Phillips.

I hope she gets tested, just to make sure she didn’t catch any second-hand Pokemon.

How the fuck does a man in his 30's stay out all night until 5am? Does he not have a job or any responsibilities in life?

Whenever they scream about how one day Muslims could introduce Sharia Law, I want to ask:

I agree, but I also feel like a lot of people can’t conceive of another “legitimate” religion actually going against their morals. I remember a short debate with my mother about how gay marriage can’t be legal because of freedom of religion. “What about all the Christian religions who do believe in gay marriage?” I…

I wish these morons would just be honest and say that “religious freedom” to them means free reign for Christainity and restriction/suppression for any other religion or belief system. I'd have more respect for them if they were at least up front about their fuckery rather than trying to mask their hypocrisy with a…

come get your boy, Corey.