You could lose a leg in a tragic accident?

Free shit isn’t free. Who knew?

And while we’re at it, it’s “takeover.” One word. Are y’all hiring a freelance copy editor? Apparently I’m available.

Holy fuck, Jezebel writers. Another day, another improperly used “it’s.” At least pretend to be professional writers. I mean, you’re paid to write, aren’t you?

Ooooh I have the DVR set.

Yeah, the points are driven by skills and which combinations warrant certain marks. Then deductions are given for any mistakes, like hops. Maybe Simone’s was more technically difficult? TL;DR: I know nothing.

Many women in Kenya do not have access to decent paid work and therefore are unable to support themselves. Unfortunately, marriage is a means of survival for many, especially in a culture where men often abandon their families. I imagine having a husband in the picture is considered a preferable scenario. It should be…

Everyone makes mistakes. And just look at our college hookup party culture. How confusing for a nice young man!

that was weird.

Maybe I’m made of stone, but this just makes me think of people who don’t understand that cloning isn’t putting the same soul into another body. Your Dad isn’t living inside that other man, even if his heart is in there. We don’t reside in the heart organ. I really don’t understand how this is supposed to strike me as…

Hot smart girls: better than smart regular girls!

He didn’t make a clock. He took apart an existing clock and put its components inside a box.

Oh, spouses can totally have their own hobbies. I don’t think that’s what’s happening here, though.

I think that’s a goofy assertion. Correlation does not equal causation. Laura Bush isn’t running for president. What does First Lady have to do with it?

Wasn’t his picture in the paper that day because he was on stage at the convention the evening beforehand, while she was not?

American Idol is a supposed reality show featuring real people (not characters) drinking Coke out of Coke cups facing the camera all day long. I don’t see a difference. Should a disclaimer flash across the screen?

How is this different from product placement in movies and shows?

Yes. People who think kids are damaged by the existence of homosexual couples are simply sex-obsessed idiots.

The only reason people think it is difficult to explain gay people to kids is because they cannot separate the idea of relationships and sex. When you talk to kids about a hetero couple getting married (as in, “we are going to Aunt Jamie’s wedding tomorrow!”), you don’t have to explain P-in-V sex to them. Just as you…

Someone should read to her the definition of feminism.