It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

Khloe in particular came across as the most ignorant asshole. She kept waving at everyone as they drove by, talking over their tour guide, and recording videos of people on her phone without talking to them. Kourtney at least made an effort to speak Spanish, so I give her a teensy tiny pass.

Me watching Jojo

I love how you always pretend sexism isn’t real. It’s so charming in a gross, extraordinarily stupid way.

I think the reason they cherry pick the assholes is because there were enough of them showing up at the DNC acting disrespectfully and disrupting speakers. And it may have just been these few loud cherry picked assholes - but they were disrespectful enough that they deserve to be called out. Also that is Samantha…

I feel weird for liking Hillary Clinton. I knows it's an unpopular position. She reminds me of my mom in a good way.

Yes, please stay away from Florida! It’s one of the last places in the US where you can get waterfront property that’s affordable (compared to say, California, where you have to be a millionaire). The more people don’t want to live in Florida, the more affordable it stays.

My sister just got married, and her now-husband knows her well enough to know that asking for our dad’s permission would have been a deal-breaker.

I have a deep, irrational hatred of Jojo. Every single thing she does pisses me off.

My dad knows that if any man ever asks him for my hand in marriage, he is to say “No” and then inform me immediately so I can DTMFA.

I’m still pissed they don’t let the Bachelorette do the proposing—she’s the one making the decision, why shouldn’t she propose??

Do people still ask for permission? That just seems absurd. I didn’t ask my finance’s parents because there was no god damned dowry to arrange and because she’s a woman who can make her own decisions.

“We have a bunch of talented, creative females, but they reach a certain point in their careers ...”

That dress in the after show is AWFUL.

Florida is gorgeous and has plenty going for it. Have you ever been there?

we should just build a wall and get the mosquitos to pay for it.

And just in case the mosquitoes are feeling constricted in their ability to cross borders, there’s a handy-dandy little event coming up in Brazil at which they can bite people from every corner of the globe, sending them home infected to infect others, get bitten by their local mosquitoes, etc. Yippee! What could go…

In other words, then, quoting oneself could be a way to jack up the number of people who appear to be citing you, to gain a professional advantage.

Well, no other man can mansplain quite like they do.

Naked on a magazine cover. Because empowerment.