I liked Two Worlds.
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@jiznerdo He has given you the best advice that will ever be distributed, heed his word and clean up down there!
Tis witchcraft, says I!
Easy missed tip: pay attention to how you act when you're being honest, and try your best to act that way when you lie. Failing that, learn your lying "tell" and display it prominently when you're being honest. You want as much overlap in behavior between lying and honesty as possible.
Just gotta say, every week should be evil week, then we can take time off to learn to... I don't know, build orphanages.
I do these things as a matter of course. Does this make me a cold-blooded Machiavellian bastard?
@DJ_Skrull: Win.
@muzicman82: I'm with you on this, although it looks like pig slop.
@not_a_virus.exe.vbs: You stole the joke I was going to make when i read this article title. Capital letter for capital letter.
I entered this into Google's search bar: "define:win" and it led me to this article.
Soylent Security! It's made from people!
That's a very pretty picture you have at the top of this article.
@WestwoodDenizen: *bah-dum-pst*
@Michael Casp: IV-VI is pleasingly symmetrical.
People say things like "nothing is perfect" and "something HAS to go wrong" really have no scientific reason. It's like you're saying there's some malign force in the universe just making sure humans never get it right.
@GhettoSamurai: If Verizon's letting the iPad in, even Wi-Fi only, it means they're working to some extent with Apple. I don't hold that against them, but if that means iPhones and such are on the way as well I'm worried it could mean all of their lovely Droid/X/2/Incredible/.../ sales could plummet. And let's face…
*please don't be the death of Android, please don't be the death of Android....*
@99TelepodProblems: Dragon's Blood Cabinets, Dragon's Blood Bookcase, Dragon's Blood Toilet Paper Roll Holder.... Yes, adding Dragon's Blood to anything makes it awesome.
Dice the chicken, olive oil, brown it in a hot hot hot skillet. Cook rice, about halfway through add chicken pan drippings. Put in bowl, add a splash of milk, enjoy.
ZOMG OH NOES!!!1 The government changed a picture that has nothing to do with our every day lives, that no life altering decisions were based on, and now it makes an attractive wallpaper!!!