@MazdaMania: Yes, but what about the guy with the conspiracy theories???

@FlawedHero: the last thing this is is appropriate

Not to spoil for everyone.... But there's the most powerful pokemon, like, ever, and ZOMFG he's startin' shit.

I love things like this. I make sure my parents read them after I do, so that the next time I lie they will try this and I'll be just one step ahead.

@slyman928: Let he who has not creeped cast the first bedroom telescope, eh?

@siggy13: You say that like it's a bad thing, and I fail to see how any of it is less than sound advice.

@D.LYTE: Everyone I ask says yes, social networks are 90% pointless drivel, but when I suggest we all delete our accounts, it's like I suggested they drop their puppies in a meat grinder. How do we solve this problem?

@Doctor Insano: Halle Berry in a tight leather outfit.... this cannot be the worst idea, regardless of the movie.

Why is Gohan not on this list?? Is it seriously JUST me that can't stand Teen Gohan?

All the hipsters I know are the self proclaimed type, and they REALLY want you to know about how they think it's cool not to own a TV, only eat things that were grown in a 2 block radius, vote third (or fourth or fifth...) party, and refuse to wear suits.

@Bearclaw: People who over analyze their food are foodies, in my personal lexicon. If I used it incorrectly, I apologize.

Dear Foodies,

For years I wondered why browsers wouldn't just go to the site I wanted as I typed it.... thank you Google, for bringing me the future.

@brock.overcash: Which version did you get?

@MrGOH: Oh, but to live in a world where District 9 hadn't yet been inflicted on our psyche....

You know what this world needs?

Deliberate design by mafia kingpins.

@FriedPeeps: He presents you guys with the image of a seal.... doing a cockstand....

@Joseph Paul Johnston II: Thirded

Mr. Lucas? These are your testicles. Yes, in the eyes of the whole world you just lost them, some were hoping they'd be returned to you. No sign of your artistic integrity yet, I'm sorry.