Whole article, clipped to Evernote. thank you for making my day a zillion times better.

Bad science, crazy idea. I like it, let's Mythbusters this sh*t.

@Bos'un's Mate: Yo dawg, i heard you like O-Matics..... never mind, this needs to die.

@TheAlmeida: I have always wondered why there aren't more Kramer-related comments on Giz.

I just can't help thinking "They just did the Apocalypse, God,t he Devil, the wole she-bang.... WTF do you follow an APOCALYPSE with?" This had better be real good.

I'm honestly in this now to see how far Walter Bishop can go.

READING with videogames?

SO MANY MOJO JOJO PICS IN THE COMMENTS!!!! O.O

@GreasyPig: After an upsetting night, you have cheered me up.

@JonThomasDesigns: A Microsoft and a Blockbuster fanboy? I guess you can say your glass is half full.

@ezduzit7o2: You, sir or madam, can bring it as well.

@crd22: That's not necessarily true. I have one Republican friend, just for the sake of diversity.

Google Fanboy, unabashedly.

Black Holes already make my brain hurt, why would you do this to me?

@luke.timothy: You mix crap with crap and get Earl Grey? O.O

@mat: This is a running gag?

See Jane from the Ender's Game Saga. Similar to humans.... but so very different

Did pages 1-4 read like a homo-erotic adult movie script to anyone else?

@8x10: Wookettes is my new favorite word, I'd like to shake your hand.

I will never understand how the first cooked food happened. Human sees fire, it warms, it burns. It sees meats that has been accustomed to eating raw, as has its family for generations back. Then all of a sudden he/she thinks "Fire + Meat = Good!"?