"I know we said this is a music event, but that was just to get you all in one room. We're actually here to announce a brand new partnership with Satan. Oh, and one more thing, we'll need some sacrifices."

"We genetically modified some mushrooms to scowl and slide back and forth between these two green pipes. Now Jamie's gonna jump on them to see if they disappear. For safety's sake, we already gave him a Super Mushroom, so he has a chance to get out if he misses."

@ottermann eats worms: A black hole needs to larger, but not neutron-star mass. An Earth mas black hole (the size of a dime, I think) would do the trick.

I'm really afraid now, because I am the jackass that's knifed some pretty serious folks. Gulp.

@FriedPeeps: Not really, it's more of a Catch-22

@Mattizzle: I play with big rubberbands myself.....

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: It is HIS couch after all, a night in a hotel would be a thousand times more.

@Vesta: I totally agree with you!

1990: Wake up in the morning and hear a random song on the radio

@Nick Manfre: A big iPod with music you don't pick.

The Lion King game for Sega Genesis, that was the shit when I was 5.

It's after.......

Where was the spoilers tag?!

@twothefutureandbeyond: Phone = telegraph + radio

@pouletpane: If you teach us the chain of events that allowed "pathetical" to become and acceptable word, we'll believe you.

@willyheps: This would just teach my nephew ONCE AGAIN that it's ok to eat glue sticks.

Gonna go out on a limb, cast my vote and cross my fingers for HTML5.

@Reflexx: BIKE THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME FUTURISTIC WEAPONIZED VEHICLE = BETTER

Gmail's my home page, I need to download nothing, I only make domestic- and mostly cellular- phone calls, I use Google Talk for video chat....

@Belabras: Way to stand up and be proud! We need a parade for this kind of an announcement.