@nlshelton: You're exactly, 100% correct. All major industries get to 2 or 3 dominant companies eventually, these are ours, choose your side.

I'm dreading creationist blogs picking this up and starting to shout about the falsehood of carbon dating.

@Jarrod Wade: As a Singularian, I'm actually hoping to around for that, thank you very much.

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep: Oh please God let it be true....

@Squalor: It's so dated it's retro, which is actually very chic.

It's Master Hand! Somebody, "Falcon Punch," NOW!

This makes me want to go get all kinds of pirated things.

Love Ratchet and Clank, don't exclude me from this game because I don't have 4 friends :(

@SpammerOvTheGods: Don't worry, it's still 0 stars, it just means your local entertainment journalist is a sadist who wants to trick people into watching that movie.

@tallchair: I really want to see this now, "Ticks" or "Tocks." SyFy only has so many more animals they can make giant and killer, houseware is surely next on their list.

I took a video of this app running, now my camera is a supercomputer.

I admit, most of what I get out of a dual screen set up I can accomplish with the Windows 7 snap feature, it splits things up easily with no worry about sizing them myself.

As an entirely self taught (and still learning) programmer, I found it best to look at forums frequented by professional programmers. Just look at the people that already know what they're doing

Just in time for everyone I know to buy me one for Christmas....

@GizmoTron9000: Couldn't agree with you more. I hear people say that "kids these days lack communication skills and are socially retarded robots who exist through the screen" and my only thought is that their parents probably said the same about them. It's just the way of the world.

I send more than 400 texts a day.... I'm WORSE than a teenage girl.

@zeroprime: Love the Time Cube site, I have it on my bookmarks bar right next to I Can Has Cheezburger. I also have all my arguments lined up for when I meet this guy on the street, and I expect him to pay up.

Thank you, Samsung.... just thank you.

@DasStan: Synthetic food chains are almost here, don't worry about it.

@The_Vitto: To this dude's wife: you're hot, but tell him this is a smidge creepy.