“Dwayne Johnson is going to completely shake up the Scientology hierarchy.”

Being a pro-wrestler has got to have done some damage over the years.

Still holding out hope that he’ll play Master Roshi

Actually, it’s going to be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

He’s not on your side and he’s certainly not on liberals’ side. He’s one of the chief anti-vaxxers who can’t stop showering Netanyahu with praise, vehemently hates Muslims, supports restricting immigration, and stacks his panels with discredited right wingers. He’s a hack who has been making the exact same three…

One of my many favourite Duke gags is when he’s in Jay’s apartment to offer Jay his job back and Jay asks “How did you get in?” and Duke casually buffs his nails on his shirt and says “Oh, I have my ways...” and then the camera pans over to a perfectly Duke-shaped hole in the wall.

What luck! There’s a french fry stuck in my beard!

I don’t have a comment right now so I’m just going to throw up this picture of Duke Phillips on a horse.

I mean , he’s had practice

I was ready to bemoan the overused trope of nefarious real estate development, and that I want a movie where it’s a bunch of grey hairs who just don’t want to share their paradise behind the scheme, but that’s Hot Fuzz, so carry on.

yeah but she’s looking a bit rough these days, so maybe she’s lowered her standards a bit

On the other hand, after Dungeons & Dragons, I prefer him over Chris Pratt in the charismatic goofball role.

“Do you have proof of income?”

Chris Pine:  How much could a shabby apartment in LA cost?  Ten dollars?

“If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards: checkmate.”

The most disturbing thing I took from this piece is that there will be a Red Notice 2.

I agree. It’s nice to have a story about a jerk just being a jerk and be able to go “wow that guy sucks” at the end instead of “well now I feel retroactively bad for enjoying their work and I can never watch those movies again without feeling a level of discomfort”

Three sources, including one close to Seven Bucks, claimed Johnson averaged no more than an hour late to set.

I would 100% like more articles like this, please.

Great essay! I live in Buffalo right now and get it. I nearly hung up on someone from the bank when they asked if I felt the earthquake after seeing my state address. Nothing good happens to this city. Even the eclipse was a bust due to clouds. I’m a little younger, but I remember when grandma died, my eight-year-old…