He would film Family Ties during the day, hop in a van and take a nap while he was driven to the set of Back To The Future at night, back in the van, repeat.

Up your nose with a rubber hose, Elrond.

What chu talkin bout, MyTVNeverLies.

Bill Maher seems like a fucking cunt (derogatory)

No surprise he doesn’t have a partner, but knowing how people are drawn to fame, even the grossest avatars of it, I assume he is going home and getting lots of sad action, falling asleep before it occurs to him how empty (albeit wealthy) his life is.

“Your honor, in my defense, he has an eminently punchable face.”

Look. I know we’re suppose to be a civilized, polite society and have rules for assault and all that. But Bill Maher really is the type of person that should be punched in the face more often for his douchebag behavior.

*perplexed grunting noise*

Tim Allen is a coke snitch, always worth remembering, really sad the reaper took John Ritter instead of him

All I’m hoping for is something better than the last one, a movie that didn’t know its own tone and jarringly flopped between “serious” drama from the Kong parts and basically a saturday morning cartoon for the Godzilla parts, which ultimately made none of it work.

Maybe at this point they should just make Kong movies…

I thought Jake might have the juice after his hammy performance in Ambulance. If you haven’t seen Ambulance I swear it’s the rare genuinely good Michael Bay movie and they use real goddamn squibs.

THAT’S your headline, AVClub???  I mean, “Lift ‘The Veil’.” was RIGHT THERE. 

The one joke I remember from is Splash is Tom Hanks’ character saying how John Candy’s character “brought a date to his own wedding.”

Uh, I’m pretty sure left to his own devices Trump would nuke Gaza like it was a hurricane.

I think we found the answer to “Who is shane gillis” and it’s this guy. 

This is what I go for too. IMO Burger King has the best-tasting eggs, so put them in a croissant and... I’ll have two, please!

Seinfeld was a sitcom about bad people. How else would you expect it to end?

The HIMYM ending was so bad no one cares enough to charge up your hill to kill you.

That’s not even the best part of I Love Lisa.