Is this some kind of joke?

“I’ve been eating shit for 20 years, morning, noon and night! Well, I’m changing the menu! From now on, everything I eat is gonna be shit-free!”

Of course there won’t be more Ant-Man movies. Quantumania poisoned the well something fierce, which is a shame as the first two are damn good. Also, and this cannot be said enough, whoever suggested leaving Luis out of the latest one deserves a rolled-up newspaper across the nose.

Haven’t seen “The Gene and Courtney Show” in a while, but “V for Valentine-detta” is my personal fave VD episode of “Bob’s”. A pretty good Bob and Gene subplot, a fun caper-like main plot and, most of all, four words: Jillian Bell as Nat.

You played the wrong tape, didn’t you?

Okay, am I the only person who wasn’t as enchanted as everyone else with Nimona? Good animation and strong thematic virtues, but then you factor in the confused worldbuilding (it’s set in the near-future, but there are knights?), protracted storyline (an event happens around the hour mark that would seem to signal the…

Okay, either this review was paid for (and given that no one has heard of the distributor and after this film comes out, no one ever will, so maybe not) or you actually liked it. I’m not quite sure what’s worse.

The release of Founders Day is a good two weeks away and far be it from me to spoil a critic’s experience of seeing it fresh, but you can’t help but pity the filmmakers and distribution company, releasing their Great Value-ass Thanksgiving when the real thing is still readily available.

“...Daveed Diggs crooning as a rabbi.”

Very disappointed to not find anything from the Dec. 89 episode hosted by Tom Hanks. Two favorite sketches:

Yeah, she definitely has her, “Seriously, Bob? Three billion women in the world and you pick her?” moments. Still, the show’s pretty good.

New rule: if you’re in a line of work that relies heavily on writers and you say something to the effect of ‘writers are not owed a living’ - during a writer’s strike - maybe, consider a new line of work.

‘Sure, he assaulted some women, but at least he never did drugs. No, siree.’

Dude needs to pull his panties out of his crack, because Momoa was the engine running Fast X. Be really stupid to take out the engine for the next movie.

To be honest, I’d put The Dictator above Borat. So damn funny.

I still maintain that the filmmaker meeting was a waste of time if the expressions ‘walk into the Pacific’ and ‘rocks in your pockets’ weren’t spoken to Zaslav.

Soul ranked above so many better movies...I can’t figure it. Now, it’s a good idea to remake bad movies instead of good ones, but someone ought to have drawn the line at Monkeybone.

Rocky and Bullwinkle - no Roger Rabbit, but decent; love the Taxi Driver gag

If only for Michael Constantine and Joe Mantegna, Thinner doesn’t belong on this list.

Seriously, this is a Lifetime Original Movie waiting to happen: A woman’s pathetically co-dependent relationships with her children have turned them into emotional terrorists destined to dominate - if not outright destroy - every relationship they embark upon and when a friend of a friend seeks to break the chain, Mom…