Take your damn star and get the hell out of here.

“Did you want ‘M’, Mr. Luthor?”

Following that holy-fuck-this-is-lazy Trump episode, FG becoming funny again sounds like a miracle on a par with the loaves and fish.

And now, I want to see a trailer mashup of Arrested Development and Ready or Not.

Hell to the yes. Also, anyone who dislikes Shoot ‘em Up is not your friend.

Feel free to correct me but Smokey and the Bandit was the second-highest grossing movie of ‘77 (no points for guessing #1), so it will certainly get an honorable mention.

The Child’s Play remake. I really want to meet the people who think that Seed of Chucky is too damn goofy and consider this a serious entry. Hiding the schmuck boyfriend’s skinned face strapped to a watermelon. The old woman in the self-driving car. Andy being a sullen jerk.

Cage is (presumably) still in Dutch with the IRS. Travolta...your guess is as good as mine.

Dumbo was hardly bad (certainly not bad enough to occupy the same list as Loqueesha; fucking seriously, Variety?!), but...you know that picture of Peter Jackson on the set of The Hobbit looking like his soul was crushed into dust? That’s how I imagine Tim Burton feeling these days. Filmmaking no longer excites him;…

Definitely had its moments (and Rob Riggle and Aubrey Plaza were terrific), but it seemed to be (in my view) one of those adult animated shows that sometimes confused being ‘LOL shocking!’ with being funny. (See also “Drawn Together” and “Neighbors from Hell”).

Simply ah-mah-zing.

Winter’s Tale, Dumb and Dumber To, Gotti and the Taken sequels. That’s 1/20 of the list right there. You’re welcome.

Not terrible, but its second half blows goats in comparison to its masterful first half.

Zack is the Buttler!

The main character of “American Housewife” is the goddamn worst. I’m amazed it’s lasted this long.

You were so unengaged by this movie that you even screwed up Anjelica Huston’s name. Harsh.

Really? Almost like (but not as weird as) finding out that the kid who voiced the boy in The Boss Baby was the grandson of Ralph Bakshi. Like, what?

Exorcist 2 may have been...something, but at least it inspired this:

I still maintain that the subtitle should’ve been Mistress of All Evil.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Addams Family (91) is a bad movie? When did this happen?