Until I saw the poster, ‘she’s the adorable little girl from Signs. I can’t deal with her as a woman’. Then...shit. Sorry to skeeve you out.

Did a re-watch of the first one a while back. They lucked out with that cast. Their chemistry almost distracts from the patchiness of the script (Let’s play a prank on the skittish nerd with the gun that Bill Murray is really a zombie! Let’s turn on the power to the amusement park and attract the flesh-eating zombies…

Trust me. If you take Todd Phillips out of the equation, dude’s done some funny stuff.

Not a great movie, but damned if Nicholas Hoult doesn’t carry it on his back.

A damn classic, I say. 

I can’t believe that this and Death of a Cheerleader were remade recently for Lifetime. I can only imagine how the victims’ families feel having their wounds ripped open anew. Rather shameful on the part of the network.

As much as a giant fucking mistake as this project was, this is actually pretty clever.

Story time: back when I was in college, I was in danger of failing a Web Design course (“I visit websites all the time! Surely, designing one should be no problem!”). I stayed late trying like crazy to figure it out, but to no avail. I can count the number of course Fs I’ve received in education on one hand and I was…

He probably shouldn’t have been messed with.

That just blew my mind a while back. “Adrienne Palicki and Scott Grimes got divorced.” I didn’t even know they were married. It’s almost like that Futurama where time kept jumping forward and you’re like, ‘Wait, how the hell did we get here?!”.

Agreed. If you don’t, that’s just how the cute and fuzzy bunnies win.

Hudson Hawk, though? Oof.

Mick Garris has made seven (or is it eight now?) King movies/adaptations. Sleepwalkers really should’ve been enough to nip that collaboration in the bud.

Honest to God, while I didn’t mind the MIB movie we got this year, I’d have been there opening day just to see Liam Neeson barking orders at Schmidt and Jenko.

Stupid haircut, obvi.

It took an article like this to make me realize that Downtown and Mission Hill are distant cousins. Both terrific animated shows, though I’d probably give the edge to Downtown. Wonderfully eclectic from its animation to its characters.

Given recent events, let’s just assume his character dies excruciatingly.

To quote myself, ‘No The Mummy? To hell with all of you.’.

And that’s supposed to make the moment less insultingly idiotic?

No The Mummy? To Hell with all of you.