You end up with Evil Ed Thompson. Please tell me I’m not the only person to notice the resemblance.

Whether the repetitiveness of the story or the cartoony score, it is hard finding people who will speak up for this movie. I think it’s fairly good and Aykroyd’s performance is a big reason why. A really good ‘out there’ turn opposite a (nicely) subdued John Belushi.

I believe that the distributors took a good look at the third act and were like, ‘NOPE!’. Is there an explanation that makes more sense?

A lot of holes in the desert and a lot of problems are buried in them holes. But you gotta do it right; you gotta make sure the hole’s already dug before someone shows up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you’re looking at another half-hour to 45 minutes worth of digging and you never know who’s gonna come along…

But the same matter can’t occupy the same space (and I’m still kicking! I must be on Broadway.).

“I’m the PMS Avenger. I only work four days every month. Is that gonna be a problem?”

And that great look on The Bowler’s face after the ‘male prostitute’ line that’s like, ‘Well, you kinda do.’

About that last point...I know not every one can be Gene Hackman, but “Miss Teschmacherrrrrrrr!” just doesn’t sound right coming out of anyone else.

Josie bloody Lawrence.

Maybe, they should’ve gotten Rory Calhoun. He’s good at standing and doing things, like walking.

I can only give one star, but you deserve so much more:

“...Alan Silvestri’s cartoonish, atmosphere-destroying score.”

WIPE

Not gonna lie: the part in the preview where the Ludacris-voiced dog says, “This is ludicrous.” made me giggle. Usually, I’d defend myself with ‘don’t judge me’, but, whatever, judge away.

“If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die hugging!”

Colt: “What are you doing here?”

Absolutely not. Very underrated spoof.

So help me God, I wanted to like They Came Together, but it felt like I had David Wain and Michael Showalter nudging me in the ribs after every gag and yelling, ‘Do you get it?! Wink!’.

With all due respect, anyone who’d rank Scary Movie 2 higher than Scary Movie 3 deserves serious side-eye.

Huh. I was hoping “Bob’s Burgers” would make the list, but I was thinking of “Two for Tina”.