“Gomer upsets the Sarge.”

Are you suggesting that Better Off Dead is tepid?

It’s uneven, but I laugh like a loon every time the douchebag older brother (James Marsden, by far the best thing about this movie) opens the garage door, sees his car is gone, freaks out and karate kicks the open space where the door should be. It’s much funnier seen than described:

‘Not very good’? Pffft. Gator fans...

I’m surprised that it didn’t get a mention. During the (admittedly decent) German slap dance scene, there’s this gem:

If only for the scene where Terry verbally rips the Joker apart at the end, Return of the Joker is very much a top 5 Batman movie, animated or live-action.

Critics: “Man, Proud Mary sucks. There’s no way Taraji P. Henson could show up in a worse movie, certainly not this year.”

• Pretty much any company mention in the dumb-as-a-bag-of-hammers-but-goddamnit-it-makes-me-laugh Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (“Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell...”)

Drive would like a word with you in the elevator.

“Did he just say ‘what’s a Simpson’?”

Incoming hot take in 3, 2, 1...

Either the ability to read minds (nobody can just fucking tell me what they want, so let’s eliminate the middleman) or shapeshifting (because duh!)

Re: Amityville 1992 - Her character is looking in the mirror and her reflection starts feeling her up.

I vaguely remember watching this in the mid-90s. My only clear memory is a dead-eyed Seth Green doing a variation of ‘one of us is lying, one of us is telling the truth’. I watched a lot of TV in the 90s.

D’oh! Wrong one. (It’s Selma.)

One of his best efforts, yet my favorite moment (and one of my favorite moments in his career) is an incredibly small one. Cliff latches the pack and the score plays the main theme and Sinclair’s theme simultaneously. It’s kind of a throwaway, but also such a goosebumps moment. A damn pity that superhero scoring (or…

Big Trouble (a forgotten ensemble caper that Gringo often resembles)

I first caught the film years ago...and I was not that enchanted. Did Judy really even love Howard or did she just like to stir shit? And Howard...such a spineless drip that I find it hard to believe he was a Doctor of Pepper, much less music.

Sweet Jesus, I hope not. Shit’s beyond tired.

Great movie. One moment I can’t help but love: when Westlake perfects the skin and the next shot is of the regular hand and the scarred hand typing on a keyboard. It moves like stop-motion, but I’ve never been able to figure if it was.