Denis Leary! A pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Not too long ago, I took a swig of milk on the date listed on the carton. It was after I took the swig that I noticed it looking a little chunky.

If my friends and family engineered something like this for me, my lips to God’s ears, they would no longer be my friends and family. All the attempts on my life and dumping me in another country...hell, I’d become ten times the asshole Nicholas was at the beginning purely out of spite.

It’s a decent thriller that, because of its disingenuous happy ending, retroactively becomes a violent and overlong episode of “Punk’d”. How I long for someone less lazy than myself to post a supercut of The Game interspersed with relevant clips of Ashton Kutcher from the show.

Cool post. BTW, is the movie responsible for your screen name or is it a weird coincidence? Nothing against your enthusiasm, but I’m betting coincidence.

Double Dragon, no question. Mario Bros. may not be a note-perfect adaptation of the game, but at least it didn’t annoy the piss out of me for virtually the entire running time.

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I don’t know. Wouldn’t the best way to punish him be to keep him aboard, voicing a booger? I mean, it’s pretty dehumanizing.

Exactly my thinking when she was about to tell Mon-El her secret.

Get off my horse.

What kind of man wears Armour hot dogs?

How this wasn’t the first response (or even in the main article), I’ll never understand.

Misremembering. Not-Rupert Murdoch assumes that he’s Asian because of his surname and the fact that he worked as a cop in China.

Precisely the observation I made when I first saw the film last fall. Not sure where ‘Star Wars for adults’ came from.

You sound fun.

Really liked this show. Good article.

Mad Sweeney vs. ‘dead wife’.

A joke so lame and half-hearted, I’m surprised it wasn’t in this movie.

No. This is some long-on-the-shelf Hangover rip-off, I think (from the few minutes I’ve witnessed, it’s The Hangover if every character was as mentally challenged as Alan), starring people who really should’ve known better: Adam Pally, Alison Brie, Thomas Middleditch, Jason Mantzoukas, TJ Miller.

Dude, we’re talking bad habits.