I nominate Dove Cameron.

Wait, William Katt was the priest? Man, do I suck for not noticing that.

You’ve earned this.

The Eartha Kitt version is truly sexy. Every other version of the song (especially the baby voice one) can get fucked with a rotting spruce tree.

No wonder he kills everybody.

Fox is promoting the hell out of that awful-looking Dylan McDermott pilot show, huh?

Call this guy Thundergun, ‘cause he hangs dong.

...even adopting an ostentatiously dorky gate.

Don’t forget Anna Friel (Land of the Lost, and I don’t care what anyone says; that was a funny movie).

A Marvel movie and a Disney remake are damn good insurance policies. Even if his next few movies somehow produce negative grosses, he’s pretty set for a while, career-wise.

40 Days and 40 Nights one of the worst movies of all time?

Not even an honorable mention for 2 Guns? Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg made an excellent team and the film, as a whole, felt like a lighter and more fun version of the turgid Safe House.

Ice Bear is starving. Hold this sprig of parsley.

Good points, but even so, 95% of a kick-ass awesome movie is nothing to sneeze at these days.

Seeing the credits, MacFarlane didn’t write this one. Brannon Braga co-wrote it (forgot the other person’s name).

Like Jerry asking Beth to choose between him and Rick (and yes, I saw the season finale; work with me, here).

He’s Louie. Danny Pudi is Huey.

You surely mean “A Bad Mums St. Swithen’s Day”?

If this happened to me or one of my relatives, I’d punch a hole clean through the offender’s head and fuck the consequences. Truly unconscionable.

I wouldn’t call it boring, per se, but Holy Moses that running time was punishing. Still, awesome action scenes, easily a match for the original.