came really close to blocking you, but didn't feel like reading your ensuing soft-ass email
Someone on GT mentioned that the original looks like a penis with a head and arms added and I cannot unsee it.
Or, you could just use your words, given that gifs are the worst of everything ever.
"It was also really mean when SNL tricked me into going to that college just so Chevy Chase could make fun of me behind that Jeopardy desk."
Jamie King is FLAWLESS. For shame.
ass to mouth.
Crack.
I'm waiting for the Robin Sparkles endorsement.
I'm in the middle of this company tech thing, but I want to say this: this is exactly the right thing to do when people aren't paying proper attention to a real problem; it's not something I completely ignored but I obviously didn't give it proper attention, and I'm sorry about that; give me about 24-48 hours to…
Here's how this will end: Denton will materialize, tonight or tomorrow, with a post saying essentially "Kinja is working." He might go through the motions of taking questions, answering them all with some variant of "But this is the price we must pay for all the wonderful features Kinja provides" and "This is why I've…
How about you shove it instead of being a condescending ass?
Working at Gawker Media is a dream job for many of the women on staff here at Jezebel. This is a place that takes…
So, only the rich get racist limes. Classist racist limes.
I don't know why there would be such an outrage over this. I purposely buy Hebrew National because I love me some Jew-dogs. The Kosherer, the betterer.
Back in my day (2008?) we just had sex with people to get a sense of whether or not they were worth going on a date with.
brb bout to tell my mom she's a lesbian shit-ass for eating lentils wish me luck bye
It's the new thing in Hollywood now. It's called "Lovetting."
I obviously love you for this
If anyone on USMNT lost it for us it was Bradley... not Dempsey.