I LOVE that movie.

Evil plant! Audrey II level evil plant!

Dead plant. :(

Because she's standing on her own two feet instead of being carried.

I've been staring at that for several minutes now trying to figure out the same thing.

Aaaaand now I need a clean pair of undies...

Oh fuck the fuck off. Regardless of what she did to him HE PUNCHED HER IN THE FUCKING FACE AND KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS. Don't try to make this her fault.

I was just coming to say that. Cover her head and limbs and it's a shaft and head.

My dad was born in the Midwest and that's what he called them when I was growing up.

HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH DRIVING A FUCKING TRUCK??? Also, Whataburger is delicious. Also also, it's not nice to punch people in the face.

That is FUCKING HORRIFYING!!!

Fuck Egg Salad and whoever invented that fucking nasty shit. Just no.

Truth!

Pout? I think you meant TROUT.

I know! Its mesmerizing... o_O

Ha Ha Ha! Foodies vs Foodies. That would either be the most amazing thing or the very saddest thing. I can't decide.

I found a site that will ship them to me. But $22.00 for FOUR fucking eggs? I can't even justify that and I love wastefully spending my dollars.

Damn Foodies and their hurt fee-fees. Ruining all the snarky fun for the rest of us plebes.