Every damn time there's a post about hot soccer players. Every damn time. People can't let us have this one thing. FIRST OF ALL. It's different to objectify men than to objectify women, because society doesn't reduce men to objects to the same extent that it reduces women to objects. When you say, "This man is hot"…

I can relate. I myself am a squirrelist and rabbitographer, and I have several actual restraining orders against neighborhood pets.

or you can step out the cave and into the light and realize that Facebook is shitty on 9

Maybe you consider apologizing to watershipup? :) (I believe it was an unfortunate choice of words, but he said it.)

Yeah but when they're [redacted] you [redacted] in the [redacted] for the sixth time and your [redacted] is one stroke away from spontaneously combusting from pleasure, do you really care?

You're not really getting into the spirit of this. We need to hear about the disgusting things that have happened to you in the course of this amazing job.

I was working in a clinic in rural Africa when a kid came in with a large abscess (pocket of pus) on his cheek/jaw - roughly the size of a softball. It needed to be drained so I made a little incision in his cheek and the abscess basically exploded (think poking a hole in a balloon…only a balloon filled with pus). …

Red Raiders? Where the Hell are you from? I would put Red Raiders between TCU and the Dynamos.

YOU ARE A TRAITOR. Pitch Perfect is EVERYTHING.

Here, for you:

Summary of most comments (that I can see, thanks nuKinja)

Yeah, I like to have something in the background while I do other stuff... like research on cancer.

Eat these. They will settle your stomach.

YAY!

Is it weird that I've always preferred my marshmallows after they've been microwaved and cooled? Soft marshmallows are always boring.

I watched this gif for far too long and was caught by one of my coworkers just staring at it.

This is mesmerizing.

Did you & Pinkham just pro-create baby cadburies?

I love this! I'm a Jew that not-so-secretly loves Easter baskets and Christmas stockings. My sweet boyf got me an Easter basket last night.

CAN'T. STOP. WATCHING.