They're never foodies. They're always people who are taking umbrage at the fact that this person DARED CRITICIZE THE FOOD OF ANOTHER CULTURE or informing 'her' that 'she' has the culinary taste of a three year old.

C.A. really needs to start a tumblr with all the insane hate comments he gets. People get fucking WORKED UP about marshmallows. And I'm not talking the deliberately hyperbolic good-natured commenters — I mean legitimately ENRAGED internet strangers taking umbrage with his dislike of spicy cheese or whatever.

"BEHOLD. I bring you a MP'd Food Article and Thus, The Finest Trolls in the Universe. And the most offended fee-fees of foodies!"

True story, and SUPER-TMI:

Everybody peeps?

That needs a sound effect. How about "BlorrrRRRRPPP"?

Never been there, never seen one. Guess I'm lucky?

Butterfinger has the same issue as Toblerone for me (that sticky sugary center) but those new Butterfinger cups are delicious.

You've simply forced me to arrive at the conclusion that your mouth is some sort of base, abject cretin. White chocolate at number 2? I say good day to you.

Hershey's cookies and cream is the most disgusting candy bar ever, it should be last, or off of this list.

#1: SEEEEEEEEE? Proof that no one is a vegetarian for medical reasons! THEY'RE ALL LYING LIARS WHO LIE. ASSHOLES.

Oooh. May I?

I think if you eat enough triple baconators, you just BECOME your own small country. #fatshaming

Hey, kid, you've been beaten, starved and locked in a closet for God knows how long. You are finally safe. That doesn't matter. What's important is that no one ever see a non identifiable picture of you because that may harm you. Looking out for your best interests as always.

i love cosmic brownies, lol NO SHAME. and i don't even have to be stoned to eat them.

It is if one of them was eaten in the womb.

OK!

Capri Suns are really good tho if you mix them with Vodka.

I am a total broken record on this, but here I go again... All 6 of her kids are adopted. Her 'whole' kids are adopted (I know some of them). She means the 18 year old with an active relationship with his own mother, who Jerry weirdly folded into his family.

Eeek, I really am becoming a pest with this but here I go again... All 6 of her kids are adopted. Her 'whole' kids are adopted (I know some of them). She means the 18 year old with an active relationship with his own mother, who Jerry weirdly folded into his family.